Through the Years

Chevy Chase
1975-1976

"Good evening, I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not."

"Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

Jane Curtain
1976-1980

"Good evening, I'm Jane Curtin. Here now the news. Our top story tonight..."

"That's the news. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

Dan Aykroyd
1977-1978

Bill Murray
1978-1980

Charles Rocket
1980-1981

"Good evening, I'm Charles Rocket. Here now the news."

"I'm Charles Rocket. Good night and watch out."

Gail Matthius
1981

Brian Doyle-Murray
1981-1982

"Good night and good news." 

Mary Gross
1981-1982

Christine Ebersole
1982

Brad Hall
1982-1984

"That's all for tonight. For SNL News, I'm Brad Hall. Good night."

Christopher Guest
1984-1985

"That's the news. Good night."

Dennis Miller
1985-1991

"Good evening. What can I tell you?"

"That's the news and I am outta here."

Kevin Nealon
1991-1994

"I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me."

Norm Macdonald
1994-1997

"I'm Norm Macdonald, and now the fake news."

"And that's the way it is."

Colin Quinn
1998-2000

"Hi, I'm Colin Quinn, and here are today's top stories."

"I'm Colin Quinn. That's my story and I'm sticking to it."

Jimmy Fallon
2000-

"Hi I'm Jimmy Fallon... "

"Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

Tina Fey
2000-

"... and I'm Tina Fey, and here are tonight's top stories."

"Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

 

Quotables

From the news capital of the world,
it's....

From Studio 8H in Rockefeller Center,
this is ....

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

1998

2000-2001

1998-1999

2003-2004

1999-2000