Kim Jong Il gansta rap

[MaryMargaret]

Our favorite dictator has been busy this summer so he has dropped a new video, but even he can't smuggle it out of his own country. Here are the lyrics.

Kim Jong Il gansta rap


What up? Big deal, so I got pancreatic cancer
You know I still got the ultimate final answer

You bin lookin’ for bin Laden I bin enrichin’ uranium
Don’t think too hard about it or you’ll busta cranium

American journalists. They be crashin’ my border
Had to lock ‘em up to keep the law and the order

I made Bill Clinton visit me before I’d release ‘em
Did you see the photo op? I look just like a paramecium!

Now all these South Koreans are flocking here on vacation
To see long lost relatives in Dear Leader’s nation

What if my people are starving and there’s some night light dimmage?
Damn! Water slides are fly for my satellite image

Sometimes I blow up nukes underneath the ocean
Or launch big pointy missiles whenever I get the notion

'Cause I'm a badass mofo so don't you be dissin' me
Soon enough I'll be toast and y'all will be missin' me. yo.

[CowbellEtc]

Kim Jong Il rapping?!?! How delightfully absurd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eleventhirtyfour]

Our favorite dictator has been busy this summer so he has dropped a new video, but even he can't smuggle it out of his own country. Here are the lyrics.

Kim Jong Il gansta rap


What up? Big deal, so I got pancreatic cancer
You know I still got the ultimate final answer

You bin lookin’ for bin Laden I bin enrichin’ uranium
Don’t think too hard about it or you’ll busta cranium

American journalists. They be crashin’ my border
Had to lock ‘em up to keep the law and the order

I made Bill Clinton visit me before I’d release ‘em
Did you see the photo op? I look just like a paramecium!

Now all these South Koreans are flocking here on vacation
To see long lost relatives in Dear Leader’s nation

What if my people are starving and there’s some night light dimmage?
Damn! Water slides are fly for my satellite image, yo.

Great Job!

Kim Jong Il rapping?!?! How delightfully absurd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great Job!

[TheLazenby]

MAD TV BEAT YOU TO IT, BITCH!!

[N. Thurm, Attorney]

Ah, so this is where MAD TV's writers go now that the show's been cancelled? By a certain point, that abortion of a sketch comedy show thought Notable figure + rap and/or music video=hilarious, even though it really didn't.

[Benny]

Kim Jong Il rapping?!?! How delightfully absurd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO. I know, there's so much material here. You could call him "Lil' Kim" and he could be all ghetto and g and whatnot. That's gold.